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Colgate. Rub Colgate on the burn. Usually stops the blistering.
Walk it off.
Too bad the ER will have to wait - Pizza first!
I tried to "slide" it off the oven rack, but the damn thing kept sliding to the back. So, in desperation, I finally grabbed the damn thing ... dropping it on the bottom where the coil was ... yes, got me good.
Now, TIME FOR PIZZA!!!!
Saving some 4 the ambulance guys!!!
Wow, I forgot that I wrote this thread. Guess I'll forget it again in a few minutes?
Were there anchovies on the pizza?
Wow, I forgot that I wrote this thread. Guess I'll forget it again in a few minutes?
must not have been a very bad burn..........
Injury Classifications for Turtle Bites & Burning Water Skis? Here?s Rand Paul?s Hilarious Obamacare Rant | Video | TheBlaze.com
Physicians currently have about 18,000 medical diagnostic codes, called ICD-9, to choose from to help them inform insurers of their patients’ ailments. But according to Paul (himself a physician), Obamacare will require physicians to adopt roughly 122,000 new codes — and some of them sound downright ridiculous.
“Included among these codes,” the senator continued, “will be 312 new codes for injuries from animals; 72 new codes for injuries just from birds; 9 new codes for ‘injuries from the macaw.”‘
“The macaw?” he asked. “I’ve asked physicians all over the country, ‘Have you ever seen an injury from a macaw?”‘
He continued, adding that he had found “two new injury codes under Obamacare for ‘injuries sustained from a turtle.”‘
“Now, you might say, ‘Well, turtles are dangerous’ — but why do you have to have two codes?” he asked. “Your doctor has to inform the government whether you’ve been struck by a turtle or bitten by a turtle.”
He added: “There is a new code for … walking into a lamppost. There’s also a code for ‘walking into a lamppost, subsequent encounter.’”
“I guess that’s if you don’t learn,” he added. “[T]here is [also] a code … for ‘injuries sustained from burning water skis.”‘
If you go the hospital, and there isn't a code for being burned by a pizza...............
Please call Health Care Gov't immediately and have them add the code so your injury can be properly classified in the new federal data base...
We need to be clear on how to document your injuries. Had you been bitten by a turtle, we already have a code for that. So be more careful in the future. These INJURIES MUST HAVE A CODE to properly document the type of service rendered by the Doctor's and Hospitals....................
Jesus, this chit cracks me up........................
Hope your burn gets better BTW............
Wow, I forgot that I wrote this thread. Guess I'll forget it again in a few minutes?
must not have been a very bad burn..........
Oh, I'm a liar, eh???? Fine! I may not have actually had to go to the ER, but I DID have to use a little bit of cool water to ease the pain!!!!
DAMN IT!
That makes me mad!!!!!
must not have been a very bad burn..........
Oh, I'm a liar, eh???? Fine! I may not have actually had to go to the ER, but I DID have to use a little bit of cool water to ease the pain!!!!
DAMN IT!
That makes me mad!!!!!
oh calm down, i didnt say you were a liar about being burned.......
i said it must not have been a bad burn.... or as bad as you were making it out to be...if you have forgotten about it by now..........
it just goes to prove a point.... men are crybabies.
