I just bought this french onion dip that came in a jar.....

[Judicial review]

The FUCKING thing wont open!!!!!! Keep in mind I can open any jar. I open jars for other me that can't open, but the fucking jar is rigged. I might have a law suite here... I banged on it with a spoon 100 times!!! Still wont open. Stupid mother fucker..

 

[Porker]

The FUCKING thing wont open!!!!!! Keep in mind I can open any jar. I open jars for other me that can't open, but the fucking jar is rigged. I might have a law suite here... I banged on it with a spoon 100 times!!! Still wont open. Stupid mother fucker..

Just hit the jar with a hammer and dip the dip off the shards...

 

[hjmick]

Law suite...


Is that anything like a "mother-in-law suite?"

 

[Luddly Neddite]

YOU

ARE

A

HOOT.



C'mon ... millionaire business owner can't open a frikken jar?????????????//


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Okay, here are instructions that even you can follow:

GENTLY tap the edge of the jar lid against the counter.

Turn the jar a quarter turn and repeat.

Turn the jar a quarter turn and repeat.

Turn the jar a quarter turn and repeat.

Done.

 

[Judicial review]

Law suite...


Is that anything like a "mother-in-law suite?"

I woke up 2 hours ago and got too much sleep. I'm entitled to 1 fuckup.

 

[hjmick]

YOU

ARE

A

HOOT.



C'mon ... millionaire business owner can't open a frikken jar?????????????//


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Okay, here are instructions that even you can follow:

GENTLY tap the edge of the jar lid against the counter.

Turn the jar a quarter turn and repeat.

Turn the jar a quarter turn and repeat.

Turn the jar a quarter turn and repeat.

Done.

I'd have gone with the "run it under warm/hot water" trick. Or a rubber dishwashing glove. My wife has plenty of those under the sink...

 

[Sherry]

Soup in a jar??

 

[RosieS]

Pound the bottom of the jar with your fist until you hear the vacuum release with a "pop". Then twist the lid off.

Regards from Rosie

 

[boedicca]

Well, your first mistake was buying dip in a jar.

 

[Judicial review]

Soup in a jar??

Dip.

 

[Sherry]

Soup in a jar??

Dip.

Please ignore me.

 

[Judicial review]

Well, your first mistake was buying dip in a jar.

wtf?

 

[JoeMoma]

You should film this as a documentary.

 

[Sherry]

 

[JoeMoma]

That's just wrong!

 

[Judicial review]

I just tried to open in again and not I might have just bruised my finger. I said I'm having enough of this shit. So, I went out side and threw it on to the concrete and the FUCKING thing didn't break!!! and there a FUCKING dent in the concrete!!!!!!!! Fuck me!!!

 

[Mr. H.]

YOU

ARE

A

HOOT.



C'mon ... millionaire business owner can't open a frikken jar?????????????//


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Okay, here are instructions that even you can follow:

GENTLY tap the edge of the jar lid against the counter.

Turn the jar a quarter turn and repeat.

Turn the jar a quarter turn and repeat.

Turn the jar a quarter turn and repeat.

Done.

Damn that made me dizzy.

 

[Sherry]

I just tried to open in again and not I might have just bruised my finger. I said I'm having enough of this shit. So, I went out side and threw it on to the concrete and the FUCKING thing didn't break!!! and there a FUCKING dent in the concrete!!!!!!!! Fuck me!!!

Is your name Paul??

 

[guno]

The FUCKING thing wont open!!!!!! Keep in mind I can open any jar. I open jars for other me that can't open, but the fucking jar is rigged. I might have a law suite here... I banged on it with a spoon 100 times!!! Still wont open. Stupid mother fucker..

sounds like you are a noddle arm girlie man

 

[Judicial review]

I just tried to open in again and not I might have just bruised my finger. I said I'm having enough of this shit. So, I went out side and threw it on to the concrete and the FUCKING thing didn't break!!! and there a FUCKING dent in the concrete!!!!!!!! Fuck me!!!

Is your name Paul??

Michael. The right hand of Jesus. The angels of all angels. and that damn jar wont open!