I have never laughed so hard in my life!

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    Last night at the club I work at, I had 2 women walk up to the bar to order drinks, one was a blond the other a brunette.

    The brunette was cute but the blond was seriously lacking, she thought she was the shit! Anyway they got their drinks and went and sat at the table.

    Now I have 4 stages in my club 2 with single poles and 2 with double poles and a pole across the center for the girls to dance on. The blond had decided to jump up on the pole right in front of my bar to dance, now keep in mind she was in a very short miniskirt, heels, and tight blouse, at first she was just dancing normally then I guess she decided to get brave and started spinning and then hanging up side down on the pole, she was now attracting quite a crowd. A cop friend and I were sitting there shaking our heads and talking about how women like that have no self respect, well she decides that the single pole is no longer working for her, so she moves to the double poles and is having quite a time grinding and hanging upside down, underwear exposed for all to see, she also had quite a crowd at this point.

    Well about 5 minutes into her little dance she decided to hang upside down on the center bar and when she did it all fell out were talking penis and balls here!!! :rotflmao: I never laughed so hard in my life!!!! it took me 10 minutes to stop laughing so I could serve more drinks! The funny part is I had several guys I know that come in regularly that were eyeballing her and telling me damn I'd do that!! Needless to say they were all gaging after that!


    Boy I'll tell you it never amazes me what kinds of things I see when I work. I always know I will at least get 1 really good laugh every night I work!


    Hey Joz we are looking for another bartender they just fired 2 of them. Interested!! I guarantee you'll get a good laugh! :teeth:
     
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    Classy place, Huh? :rolleyes:
     
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    Not quite sure, I was laughing so hard, but by the time I stopped laughing they had left!
     
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    Very young crowd Mr. P most of my customers are between 18 and 25 I do get some older ones in, but not many!
     
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    Hey Joz that reminds me I am heading down to Red Cheetah's Wed. night. I have a friend of mine who bounces down there, told me they are firing 2 bartenders for not ringing up drinks and pocketing the money. :rolleyes: He told me to give the manager a call, I called him last night and he wants me to come down Wed. night and meet with him. Keep your finger's crossed that place is hopping! They do 800 to 900 people on a Wed. night!
     
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    I am trying to convert them, there all liberals. :teeth:
     
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    No it's downtown in over the rhine, Reading and Sycamore. I was told by the manager when I get there park in the parking garage and call him and they will send out escorts to escort me in.

    I asked that friend of mine that bounces down there if they have ever had any problems with arriving or leaving and he said no he has been working down there for about a year now. He says they always escort the bartenders to and from the parking garage.
     
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    Gotta love conservatives who work at tit bars. :whip3:

    I know what you mean about gender confusion, though. When I was a college freshman, I went with a group to an outdoor cafe in San Francisco. At one point, two very attractive women passed by. A couple of the guys commented as such, but calmed down when one of the women said "CWD." I was embarrassed to not know what "CWD" meant, so I waited until later to ask.
    I was totally amused to learn it stood for "Chicks With Dicks." :blah2:
     
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    Yep, however I don't work at a tit bar, it's a night club probably the same type you hang out in!

    Was that you flashing your tits last Saturday night, better watch that shit my bouncer's will throw you out for that! :laugh:
     
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    Well, from my experiences growing up around bars and restaurants, the age of the clientele had little to do with the class of the place..But POLES do.

    Back then only the slimy strip bars had poles, and they weren't for public use. ;)
     

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