I got in an accident this morning

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    on my way to work, traffic jam and i got distracted.
    i rearended the car in front of me. we pulled over to exchange papers, and i got out of my car.
    it took the other guy a couple of minutes to get out; he had some kind of special seat. it turns out he's a dwarf.

    he gave me an angry look and said, "i'm not happy!"

    i said, "so which one are you?"
     
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    He's grumpy, who else?
     
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    Oh my gosh, that's soooooooooooo bad it's good! :lol:

    Rep for you my friend!
     
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    dwarfs like to be called little people....but it kind of ruins the punch line
     
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    how did you know it was a dwarf and not a midget?
     
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    snow white was in the back seat
    :eusa_whistle:
     
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    you should have told him that the highway is no place for his power wheels
     
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    was he a 'tard too?
     

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