I am a very bad drunk.

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    I ate two bacon and egg McMuffins and four hash browns this morning, it is past noon and I can not get drunk. Not even a buzz. Four Coopers have been wasted.

    The fat is that crap could suck up all time itself.
     
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    Is that what causes it? Fat? I hate it when I down a bottle of Cavit and can still control myself. Total waste.
     
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    McDonalds should be served at AA meetings and rehab centers.

    "HA! No point in drinking now!"
     
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    Maybe you should lay off the stuff for a while, so you can re-sensitize your brain?
     
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    Will do!

    As of today, no more McDondalds.

    And here is a toast to my steely resolution.
     
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    I'll go further than that. I'm going kosher.
     
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    No more pork piƱa coladas hey?
     
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    I won't miss those as much as the Baccardi pickled pork rinds.
     
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    Ever crash your car into a curb and guardrail while drunk driving to the bar then continue driving on two tires and two rims to the bar to avoid arrest and proceed to drink the night away?
     
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