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Will do!
As of today, no more McDondalds.
And here is a toast to my steely resolution.
Will do!
As of today, no more McDondalds.
And here is a toast to my steely resolution.
I ate two bacon and egg McMuffins and four hash browns this morning, it is past noon and I can not get drunk. Not even a buzz. Four Coopers have been wasted.
The fat is that crap could suck up all time itself.
I ate two bacon and egg McMuffins and four hash browns this morning, it is past noon and I can not get drunk. Not even a buzz. Four Coopers have been wasted.
The fat is that crap could suck up all time itself.
Ever crash your car into a curb and guardrail while drunk driving to the bar then continue driving on two tires and two rims to the bar to avoid arrest and proceed to drink the night away?
I ate two bacon and egg McMuffins and four hash browns this morning, it is past noon and I can not get drunk. Not even a buzz. Four Coopers have been wasted.
The fat is that crap could suck up all time itself.
Ever crash your car into a curb and guardrail while drunk driving to the bar then continue driving on two tires and two rims to the bar to avoid arrest and proceed to drink the night away?
I have hit a house, does that count?
Ever crash your car into a curb and guardrail while drunk driving to the bar then continue driving on two tires and two rims to the bar to avoid arrest and proceed to drink the night away?
I have hit a house, does that count?
Not if it was at the top of a T intersection. Too easy.
Ever crash your car into a curb and guardrail while drunk driving to the bar then continue driving on two tires and two rims to the bar to avoid arrest and proceed to drink the night away?
I have hit a house, does that count?
Not if it was at the top of a T intersection. Too easy.
I have hit a house, does that count?
Not if it was at the top of a T intersection. Too easy.
Were you there?
I actually hit their fence and back porch, a very large porch in an Acura Integra. My Acura was even able to drive away even though the fan and radiator were up against the engine.
Not if it was at the top of a T intersection. Too easy.
Were you there?
I actually hit their fence and back porch, a very large porch in an Acura Integra. My Acura was even able to drive away even though the fan and radiator were up against the engine.
Wouldn't that have been nice? No, wasn't there, but if you could drive away, you lead a charmed life, indeed.
Were you there?
I actually hit their fence and back porch, a very large porch in an Acura Integra. My Acura was even able to drive away even though the fan and radiator were up against the engine.
Wouldn't that have been nice? No, wasn't there, but if you could drive away, you lead a charmed life, indeed.
I shouldn't have drove away. I got in a lot of trouble for doing so.
Just say I was arrested in the hospital.