You've Got to be Kidding Me!

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    I just walked in to the living room where my wife is watching Worlds Dumbest Drivers. Laying on the ground is some schmuck who just tried to play Evel Knievel in a Winnebago. Squatting over him was a girl with a cell phone and all I heard was her say: "Does anyone know the number for 911?"
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    Did she say "9-1-1" or "nine eleven?" Cuz there's no eleven on the phone. Boy did I learn that the hard way.
     
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    For some reason I get the feeling those two might post here....
     
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    No she said 9-1-1.
     
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    She must be very beautiful.
     
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    Actually no. Fat ugly and covered with tattoos. So was the Evel Knievel wanna be.
     
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    Oh.

    Then I bet she voted for Obama.
     
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    You might want to get your wife to upgrade her viewing habits.
     

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