Hurricane Warning!!!!

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    The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet
    another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of
    Ivan and Jeanne. The path of this hurricane zigs and zags,
    and is therefore highly unpredictable. Experts predict that
    this one will cause the most damage to the United States
    that we have experienced in four years.



    They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry.

    Be advised, the only way for citizens to protect themselves

    is by hiding behind a Bush.
     
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    :clap: :clap: :clap:

    Though I think this should be in humor...

    still, woo-hoo! :banana:
     
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    Hiding behind a bush - i$n't that kind of what John Kerry doe$?
     
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    Would you prefer to hide in the Bush?
     
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    Now that was a good one there Redneck!!!!! :laugh:
     
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    Where did you hear this, the National Weather Service?
    Common sense tells me that the aforementioned hurricaine has been gathering strength for four years and will implode tommorrow :chains:
     
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    It very well could. Hurricane Kerry has shown signs of implosion. PErhaps the weather service is off on its calculation.
     
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    Er, well, someone will come out on top tommorrow. I'm too anxious to bother with predictions.
     
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