http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/hugh_hefner_might_become_oldes.html#comment Hugh Hefner says he's considering becoming a father again (link) at the age of 80. He says: He also claims that his relationship with all his girlfriends is real and not contrived for TV, and that Holly is his main squeeze. He adds: We've already established that Hugh Hefner is a god (be it a really old one that occasionally pees itself becaues it can't make it to the bathroom on time) but becoming a father at 80 is just gross. I've accepted he's got three girls living in his mansion, but my mind can't wrap itself around him actually having sex with any of them. The concept is so fantastic it might as well be a banjo-playing mermaid. my personal opinion: eew!