How will the anti gun crowd act if Jesus comes soon

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    We all know that Jesus must be pro gun.
    Will they all suddenly buy guns?
     
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    I highly doubt guns will be necessary when Christ comes.
     
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    Christ will call in reinforcements and resurrect a pro gun shogun.
     
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    All the Muslims will cash in for guns and suicide vests in attempt to kill him.
     
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    Gun slinging messiah!

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    How does anybody react when a man comes soon? Men roll over and go to sleep while women go online.
     

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