p kirkes
VIP Member
My first missive in this forum will be about BM's. Yes, that necessary bodily function that most of us take for granted.
When you attain a certain age, in my case mid-seventies, this function can become supremely important. You have to be acutely aware of the subtle urges your body emanates in order to geographically position yourself near a toilet thus avoiding an embarrassing event.
Situational awareness is paramount, that is, what you ate or eating, time of day that your movement usually occurs and of course a mental picture of where and how far facilities are located. One must recognize that your body's muscles have their own agenda that is beyond your will to control. Timing is everything.
Your Golden years, however, can be less fraught with unintended consequences with a little planning. So, to preclude a hurried trot through the lobby of McDonald's pay strict attention to natures warning signals.
I wish you all a regular and uneventful BM.
Regards,
When you attain a certain age, in my case mid-seventies, this function can become supremely important. You have to be acutely aware of the subtle urges your body emanates in order to geographically position yourself near a toilet thus avoiding an embarrassing event.
Situational awareness is paramount, that is, what you ate or eating, time of day that your movement usually occurs and of course a mental picture of where and how far facilities are located. One must recognize that your body's muscles have their own agenda that is beyond your will to control. Timing is everything.
Your Golden years, however, can be less fraught with unintended consequences with a little planning. So, to preclude a hurried trot through the lobby of McDonald's pay strict attention to natures warning signals.
I wish you all a regular and uneventful BM.
Regards,