How To Properly Get A Refund

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    HOW BECKY GOT HER MONEY BACK



    She goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for
    the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he
    can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a
    sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!

    "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"

    The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager.
    The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?" She explains
    the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can't give her a
    refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms
    up in the air and starts screaming,

    "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"

    In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why a re you saying that?"


    In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS
    GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"




    Her money was refunded .
     
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