How Bad will "The Force Awakens" Blow?

[CrusaderFrank]

I was offered tickets to opening night. I saw the trailer and given Lucas's recent track record, I fully expect this to be The Return of Jar Jar. Harrison Ford looks fucking awful in the trailer.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Assuming Muslims don't do what I worry they will ala Aurora's Batman premiere, think...Actually that's as far as I've thought. No way you're getting me into those theatres.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Assuming Muslims don't do what I worry they will ala Aurora's Batman premiere, think...Actually that's as far as I've thought. No way you're getting me into those theatres.

yeah more likely to suffer from Lucas's jackass writing than from ISIS

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Lucas has nothing to do with it. The trailers look great. Trailers always look great. We'll see.

I will not be attending until 2-3 weeks after opening. Then I'll get a nice private early matinee showing without nerds.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

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One of the common complaints of Muslims is our entertainment. So what better target than something expected to break records, have overnight camping, etc.? There isn't a better target.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

OK wait a fucking second! Kasdan wrote this.... FUCK! I may have to change my whole "SW Blows" narrative

 

[Bonzi]

it can't be any good.

Empire Strikes Back is a masterpiece.

Nothing else has or ever will come close...

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

it can't be any good.

Empire Strikes Back is a masterpiece.

Nothing else has or ever will come close...

Lawrence Kasdan wrote both. It ups the chances.

 

[Bonzi]

it can't be any good.

Empire Strikes Back is a masterpiece.

Nothing else has or ever will come close...

Lawrence Kasdan wrote both. It ups the chances.

I'll see it - but not until several weeks AFTER the release.. and I will try to shed my eyes and ears!!!!

 

[longknife]

I'll wait a year until it comes out On Demand.

 

[mudwhistle]

Lucas has nothing to do with it. The trailers look great. Trailers always look great. We'll see.

I will not be attending until 2-3 weeks after opening. Then I'll get a nice private early matinee showing without nerds.

I'll wait for the Blu-ray release.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Lucas has nothing to do with it. The trailers look great. Trailers always look great. We'll see.

I will not be attending until 2-3 weeks after opening. Then I'll get a nice private early matinee showing without nerds.

I'll wait for the Blu-ray release.

Normally I would too, but a huge screen is almost prerequisite for Star Wars.

 

[rightwinger]

Given that it does not have George Lucas involved, it might be pretty good

Lucas jumped the shark decades ago