When a panel of Doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it & the Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it but the Neurologists thought the administration had alot of nerve & the Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a mis-conception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sided; the Pathologists yelled,, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought it was madness; the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing & the Radiologists could see right through it! The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow but the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the mattter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas & the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole who didn't give a crap.