Holy SHIT! I'm Running For PRESIDENT...

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  1. fyrenza
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    fyrenza Ariel Looney Supporting Member

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    and here's my "thang":

    I will work for this country, for $52,000 / year,

    PLUS Benies

    AND FOOD!

    You might have to Write Me In,

    but I can ASSURE you,

    I'm a Serious Contender!!! :lol:

    I also believe in:

    No Taxes, other than sales taxes, which targets the upwardly mobile segments ~ he who BUYS more? PAYS more! ~ ;

    Health care for citizens of all economic groups, with no additional costs to be sloughed off on the Haves;

    a gov that is dependent upon it's constituency, and THEIR needs and wants;

    so on and so forth.

    (DAMN! I sound pretty good, even to ME!)
     
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    Avatar4321 Diamond Member Gold Supporting Member

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    If you repeal the income tax before you pass the sales tax, I might consider it lol.
     
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    Charles_Main AR15 Owner

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    LOL nice health care plan.

    That is called having your cake and eating it too. It is not possible :)

    Didn't your mom every tell you if it sounds to good to be true. It is. hehe
     
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    pete The food stamp president

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    wish someone told all the assholes that voted for the shit stain in office
     
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    Let me introduce you to the Tea Baggers

    They will buy into that shit
     
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    fyrenza Ariel Looney Supporting Member

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    NO TAXES!

    I will SUE the State that tries to Impose Income Taxes upon it's residents!!!

    I won't, however, be using the UNbarred Obama's to do this. :lol:
     
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    You know, though, that if we just put SOME of our Entitlement funds into Healthcare,

    we'd ALL have Killer Plans!

    (well, not like we'd actually KILL you, as you got older and feebler,

    but, well, ALL of us could be covered by the BEST DOCTORS and CARE System, In The WORLD!)
     
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    xotoxi Platinum Member

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    I have evidence that fyrenza was born in Southern Armenia!

    And I will fight all the way to the Supurb Court to prove this!
     
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    fyrenza Ariel Looney Supporting Member

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    Those fucking FUKTARDS!!!

    Thinking that our constitution was the End All, Be All of our nation!

    GIT A ROPE
     
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    RACISM!!!

    Oh, Yeah!

    Armenians aren't GOOD ENOUGH?!?

    (that is so funny to me ~ i went to this forum, right? And it MADE you have to say what country you are from. So, CONSERVATIVE that I am, I was following the directions, and

    STONER that I am, I clicked the WRONG COUNTRY!

    I honestly thought it said AMERICA!)

    AS you prez, you should probably expect me to be an asshat, sometimes.

    Well, I mean, Just In Case I didn't mention THAT before...
     

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