Hillary's gala campaign kickoff event(s) will be held at Roosevelt Island in the East River of NYC. Roosevelt Island is the least accessible area (outside of Rikers Is.) in the entire Big Apple. Pundits are already remarking that it's easily defended and has a moat around it. To add insult to injury another angry abused wife of a sexual pervert, Sylvia Spitzer will be hosting "woman's only" events. Wouldn't you like to be a fly on the wall of those meetings? You can't make this stuff up folks.