Higher Sperm Counts Are a Breeze with a Kilt.

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    Low sperm count got you down? The problem might not be in your pants — the problem may be pants themselves.

    Researchers believe wearing kilts — the skirtlike garments long associated with Scottish bagpipers — could enhance men's fertility while also providing psychological benefits.


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    Being possessed of a Scottish surname derived from a certain Highland plant, I am aware of the kilt of freedom. Trouble is, I couldn't get away with it at work, and these days what with harassment accusations flying off the hook drop of the feather, better to keep the skin covered. Thanks for the article though.
     
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    It's a manskirt, baby! Yeah!
     
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    LONG LIVE TITEY WITEYS-----for population control
     
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    Well, they might just give a little in Marion's case for age and infirmity, and just toss him in the Loch.
     
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    If pants were a significant factor in male infertility, I'm thinking there wouldn't be 8 Billion people on this planet.

    On the other hand, for the good of the species, I will shirt-c*ck it if you insist.

    Spoiler alert, I don't wax.
     
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    Something I've always wanted wanted to know.
     
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    Well, you say that.
     

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