dmp
Senior Member
so is uncontrolled jungle body hair.
To that end, dress to your body type. If you HAVE uncontrolled jungle body hair, don't wear a tank-top. Never let your neck hair stick out past your shirt's collar.
Waxing is bad, anywhere, unless you're a woman.
Or a cyclist or a swimmer.
If you have a unibrow, and you're a man, do something about it.
Same goes for ear hair
Trucks are trucks. If you need one, drive one. Otherwise, save the gas money and the environment.
...but better a 'new' truck than an 'old' car. A Ford Excursion puts out fewer pollutants than an older Geo Metro.
Owning and/or using a gun doesn't make you more manly.
Right - so just own/use a gun because they are fun.
If you can't hack it outdoors, you suck. Who did a few mosquito bites hurt?
*cough*west nile*cough*
Brown shoes don't go with black suits. In most cases. If you can't match, ask your wife, she can help.
...nor do sneakers go with ANYTHING but athletic wear. Sneakers, Hi-Tops, Running Shoes, and the like should NEVER be worn unless you are about to, or are, or just have been participating in events requiring the footwear. The OTHER vast majority of the time, wear shoes which compliment or finish one's outfit.
Learn how to cook. Everyone. At least three or four dishes. And know how to operate a grill.
...even if you hate cooking, consider it like showering or other proper hygiene. It's mandatory for survival.
Be healthy- I don't care what anyone says, but 'a little pudge' is in no way more desirable than a flat stomach. Having some muscle also helps in a strictly practical sense.
Goes with the first above - Here's your golden rule. Get a pen. Write this down. I'll wait. ..
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"Just because the outfit looks good on a MANNEQUIN or Model does NOT mean it will look good on YOU"
Dress to your body type.
Don't start fights just because someone was checking out your wife. Who cares? Its human nature. If its really blatant and consistent, ask politely for him/her to stop (maybe it was a mindless reaction).
Moreover, consider it a compliment. Frankly, I believe it's a good thing if another dude thinks my wife is attractive. It's like saying "Dude, nice car!" except its your 'girl'. Only get nasty if they are visually groping or otherwise being rude in front of her.