Hey....Christina Aguillera........

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    If you're going to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, please......

    LEARN THE FUCKING WORDS!!!!!
     
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    They should have let Lea Michele sing the Anthem. She's got more talent in her little finger than Christina could ever possibly imagine.
     
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    Worst rendition of Star Spangled Banner since Rosanne Barr.

    This is the Super Bowl, ferchrissakes, and this was the best they could come up with?
     
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    The difference is Christina Aguilera is actually a singer, and I still think Roseanne was better.
     
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    I saw no indication that Agulera could sing.

    William Hung would've been a better choice.
     
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    That was pathetic.

    And right after it they give us Michael Douglas telling us "its more than just a game."

    But not a big enough deal to get the National Anthem right, evidently.

    sigh.....

    I think the herpes has spread to her brain.
     
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    They chose her because of her looks. Sex sells.
     
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    Could've fooled me...She looked like pure shit.

    That face was a color not found in any human human flesh I've seen and her hair was a pure disaster.
     
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    If that's true, then I vote next year we put Julie Benz in a bikini on the 50 yard line and have Willie Nelson piped in from his jail cell.

    Somehow, I think Willie knows the words.

    Even when he's stoned.
     
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    To make up for Aguilera's vocal malfunction, here are some of the best renditions from Super Bowl's past:

    2010:
    [youtube]ofJk9vGEQnE[/youtube]

    2009:
    [youtube]sQ-j92vnik8[/youtube]

    2008:
    [youtube]6Cf7HIaWyFQ[/youtube]

    (Notice that's 3 American Idol contestants in a row...)

    2004:
    [youtube]OhrrGu2rcZ4[/youtube]

    And by far the best rendition in Super Bowl history:

    1991:
    [youtube]YHmdu_I_0zI[/youtube]

    Honorable mention goes to Diana Ross in 1982, whose video I cannot find on YouTube.
     
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