Help Me Write My New Reality Show

[Bonnie]

for being the father of John Travolta who thought grease was something to eat.

While Doug is deciding how to gain the advantage over Dr Geoffrey who Doug has decided is his biggest threat to winning. He comes up with a plan to enlist the help of...........

 

[no1tovote4]

While Doug is deciding how to gain the advantage over Dr Geoffrey who Doug has decided is his biggest threat to winning. He comes up with a plan to enlist the help of...........

John Travolta's dad, who has the largest supply of grease he ever saw. He thought they could use the grease to....

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Stowaway Roger. Roger is a slightly mentally challenged man who loves Nasa and astronauts, being raised in Texas close to the blast pad. He stowed away and has therefore thrown the rations planning out of sorts, but they feed him anyway, after some good natured ribbing of course.

 

[Abbey Normal]

When they discover that Roger is a member of the ACLU, they briefly decide to cut off all his rations, until someone points out that Roger is after all, brain-damaged, and can't be held responsible for his screwed up thinking.

Roger goes off in search of a diversion, when...

 

[rtwngAvngr]

LMAO!!!

Maybe...but space guys are all kinda geeky, and generally not the least bit cute.

But Stowaway Roger has a big pecker. And what's funny is the Japanese chick is the only one to see it. SHE KNOWS! What should she do with the information? Just sit on it?

 

[no1tovote4]

When they discover that Roger is a member of the ACLU, they briefly decide to cut off all his rations, until someone points out that Roger is after all, brain-damaged, and can't be held responsible for his screwed up thinking.

Roger goes off in search of a diversion, when...

He finds something green and slimey to play with, and he found it in his nose! While attempting to dig for gold and walk Roger trips on a pile of....

 

[Bonnie]

He finds something green and slimey to play with, and he found it in his nose! While attempting to dig for gold and walk Roger trips on a pile of....

While Liz has discovered something big that could change............

 

[Zhukov]

He finds something green and slimey to play with, and he found it in his nose! While attempting to dig for gold and walk Roger trips on a pile of....

While Liz has discovered something big that could change............

A pile of While Liz? What's that?

While Liz has discovered something big that could change............

...the orbit of Saturn if Roger doesn't zip it up in time.

Meanwhile, Vladimir is busy constructing a bomb from components in the weapons shed to blackmail the American astronauts, when suddenly, all of sudden, abruptly, and without warning, Jordan walks in, daydreaming of Amber,....

 

[no1tovote4]

Meanwhile, Vladimir is busy constructing a bomb from components in the weapons shed to blackmail the American astronauts, when suddenly, all of sudden, abruptly, and without warning, Jordan walks in, daydreaming of Amber,....

Luckily Vlad has just stepped into the head for a little reading time. Jordan seeing a hairclip he knows belongs to Amber in the bomb matrix takes it out without realizing what the device is thus rendering it completely useless inadvertantly. While attempting to return it to Amber Jordan trips and accidentally throws it down the recycle shoot right in front of Amber who....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Add characters if you like.....

Joker - Wealthy, good looking, porn star that purchased a ticket on a space
ship which crashed on Uranus. The team answers a distress call and
rescues Joker mid season. Joker is very grateful and soon puts his skills
to work for the crew.

 

[dmp]

Joker - Wealthy, good looking, porn star that purchased a ticket on a space
ship which crashed on Uranus. The team answers a distress call and
rescues Joker mid season. Joker is very grateful and soon puts his skills
to work for the crew.

wow!! where you been, Bravo???

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

wow!! where you been, Bravo???

Working, and dealing with domestic issues.
Family member has been living with us and
is now causing problems.

 

[dmp]

Family member has been living with us and
is now causing problems.

Gats...that's no good.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Gats...that's no good.

Tell me aboot it.
He's a soldier (former E6) with some SERIOUS issues.
I don't like all that shtuff spilling over on my wife and kid.

I can handle normal problems but he's been taking us for a ride,
and the Army too.

 

[no1tovote4]

Joker - Wealthy, good looking, porn star that purchased a ticket on a space
ship which crashed on Uranus. The team answers a distress call and
rescues Joker mid season. Joker is very grateful and soon puts his skills
to work for the crew.

Joker finds out his wife is one of the camerapersons working on the show, she is unhappy and unwilling to put up with his playboy lifestyle any longer and she therefore sets him up by....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Joker finds out his wife is one of the camerapersons working on the show, she is unhappy and unwilling to put up with his playboy lifestyle any longer.

But then she sees his paycheck and gladly supports his new job.

 

[no1tovote4]

But then she sees his paycheck and gladly supports his new job.

You don't get a paycheck for crash landing on any anus, let alone Uranus...

 

[Shattered]

You don't get a paycheck for crash landing on any anus, let alone Uranus...

<i>**dies laughing**</i>

 

[no1tovote4]

<i>**dies laughing**</i>

The cast mourns the loss of their first Character by having a wake sponsored by...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

You don't get a paycheck for crash landing on any anus, let alone Uranus...

You don't watch porn do you?