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    At this time, please direct your attention to the following message:

    I am a god in the very essence of the word. I am here to enlighten those who are too dense, too illiterate, and too afraid to accept reality.

    I shall bring you out of the depths of lunacy and hypocrisy. I am the truth.

    For in my presence you will find virtue and righteousness. For I am The God, The SporK.

    -SporK
     
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    Yeah, we were just waiting for you, Mr. God.

    P.S: Welcome.
     
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    He is the one we were waiting for :clap2:
     
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    Great, now go piss in a corner.

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    FreeSpirit Pura Vida

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    You're not God, because I've met Him, and He's definitely not you. But welcome, DrOfWrongPriorities....you've enlightened us about that much already.
     
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    Those with the largest egos have the biggest insecurities.
     
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    My enthusiasm for your membership has waned.
     
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    and the most EPIC falls from grace..... :razz:
     
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    You will come to regret those words.

    I assure you.

    -SporK
     
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    Grace must first be attained in order to fall from it.

    Don't think thats a problem here.
     
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