Hello

[DrSporK]

At this time, please direct your attention to the following message:

I am a god in the very essence of the word. I am here to enlighten those who are too dense, too illiterate, and too afraid to accept reality.

I shall bring you out of the depths of lunacy and hypocrisy. I am the truth.

For in my presence you will find virtue and righteousness. For I am The God, The SporK.

-SporK

 

[ekrem]

Yeah, we were just waiting for you, Mr. God.

P.S: Welcome.

 

[The Infidel]

He is the one we were waiting for

 

[Ringel05]

Great, now go piss in a corner.

 

[FreeSpirit]

You're not God, because I've met Him, and He's definitely not you. But welcome, DrOfWrongPriorities....you've enlightened us about that much already.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Those with the largest egos have the biggest insecurities.

 

[Mad Scientist]

At this time, please direct your attention to the following message:

I am a god in the very essence of the word. I am here to enlighten those who are too dense, too illiterate, and too afraid to accept reality.

I shall bring you out of the depths of lunacy and hypocrisy. I am the truth.

For in my presence you will find virtue and righteousness. For I am The God, The SporK.

-SporK

My enthusiasm for your membership has waned.

 

[The Infidel]

Those with the largest egos have the biggest insecurities.

and the most EPIC falls from grace.....

 

[DrSporK]

At this time, please direct your attention to the following message:

I am a god in the very essence of the word. I am here to enlighten those who are too dense, too illiterate, and too afraid to accept reality.

I shall bring you out of the depths of lunacy and hypocrisy. I am the truth.

For in my presence you will find virtue and righteousness. For I am The God, The SporK.

-SporK

My enthusiasm for your membership has waned.

You will come to regret those words.

I assure you.

-SporK

 

[RadiomanATL]

Those with the largest egos have the biggest insecurities.

and the most EPIC falls from grace.....

Grace must first be attained in order to fall from it.

Don't think thats a problem here.

 

[The Infidel]

Those with the largest egos have the biggest insecurities.

and the most EPIC falls from grace.....

Grace must first be attained in order to fall from it.

Don't think thats a problem here.

Yep... good point

 

[Sheldon]

At this time, please direct your attention to the following message:

I am a god in the very essence of the word. I am here to enlighten those who are too dense, too illiterate, and too afraid to accept reality.

I shall bring you out of the depths of lunacy and hypocrisy. I am the truth.

For in my presence you will find virtue and righteousness. For I am The God, The SporK.

-SporK

Dude, you are just FULL of cool stories. You're like the Bible or something, which would explain the god complex. But convenient hybrids of plastic utensils didn't come about until the 1960s... so god being a spork makes about as much sense as Jebus riding a raptor.

 

[DrSporK]

At this time, please direct your attention to the following message:

I am a god in the very essence of the word. I am here to enlighten those who are too dense, too illiterate, and too afraid to accept reality.

I shall bring you out of the depths of lunacy and hypocrisy. I am the truth.

For in my presence you will find virtue and righteousness. For I am The God, The SporK.

-SporK

Dude, you are just FULL of cool stories. You're like the Bible or something, which would explain the god complex. But convenient hybrids of plastic utensils didn't come about until the 1960s... so god being a spork makes about as much sense as Jebus riding a raptor.

Bool Story cro

 

[RadiomanATL]

Dude, you are just FULL of cool stories. You're like the Bible or something, which would explain the god complex.

No, that would be the inability to converse with the opposite sex in a non-digital realm away from the maternal basement that leads to an online god complex...and the need to spout off about it.

 

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[Mad Scientist]

At this time, please direct your attention to the following message:

I am a god in the very essence of the word. I am here to enlighten those who are too dense, too illiterate, and too afraid to accept reality.

I shall bring you out of the depths of lunacy and hypocrisy. I am the truth.

For in my presence you will find virtue and righteousness. For I am The God, The SporK.

-SporK

My enthusiasm for your membership has waned.

You will come to regret those words.

I assure you.

-SporK

I don't think so. Because it appears that all of your weaponry is made of plastic.

 

[Sheldon]

Dude, you are just FULL of cool stories. You're like the Bible or something, which would explain the god complex.

No, that would be the inability to converse with the opposite sex in a non-digital realm away from the maternal basement that leads to an online god complex...and the need to spout off about it.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Dude, you are just FULL of cool stories. You're like the Bible or something, which would explain the god complex.

No, that would be the inability to converse with the opposite sex in a non-digital realm away from the maternal basement that leads to an online god complex...and the need to spout off about it.

 

[Sheldon]

No, that would be the inability to converse with the opposite sex in a non-digital realm away from the maternal basement that leads to an online god complex...and the need to spout off about it.

What do you think, mechanical pencil or a cig in his hand?

 

[California Girl]

Dude, you are just FULL of cool stories. You're like the Bible or something, which would explain the god complex.

No, that would be the inability to converse with the opposite sex in a non-digital realm away from the maternal basement that leads to an online god complex...and the need to spout off about it.

^^^ This.

Welcome to the board, whatever your name is.