hehe, Kat, I'm trying to compete in the humor tonight...(A dog called Sex)

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  1. Stephanie

    Stephanie Diamond Member Supporting Member

    Jul 11, 2004
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    Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I
    call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to
    the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would
    like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I
    said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I
    said, "You don't understand... I have had Sex since I was nine years
    old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I
    decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have
    Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over.
    I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world
    revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal
    life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would
    enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the
    Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
    When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When
    we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me
    and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the
    motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps
    me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
    One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began,
    the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking
    around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said
    that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said,
    "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
    When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
    the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex
    left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"
    Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A
    cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in
    the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." - My case comes up next
    Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn
    troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when
    I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What
    seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my
    life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so
    lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that
    sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog.

    This joke is not dedicatied to my friend Kat, she would never own a dog named sex...Sexy maybe?
  2. Annie

    Annie Diamond Member

    Nov 22, 2003
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    I don't know about that, sounds like it may be worth a try! :laugh:

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