Heaven has a wall, gate and strict immigration policy

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    So where is this wall?
     
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    they must be enjoying their stay there ...
     
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    Northern Louisiana.... the swampiest of buttholes in all of America.
     
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    Matthew 7:13 “Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it.

    John 10:1 “Very truly I tell you Pharisees, anyone who does not enter the sheep pen by the gate, but climbs in by some other way, is a thief and a robber.
     
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    It surrounds the joint, described as a "great" wall in the Holy Bible.
     
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    Right next to Hell, yeah they just drew a chalk line when it all fell apart and they couldna get along anymore..
     
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    St Pete take these wings from me
    I can't use ‘em anymore
    My visa seems expired you see
    Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's wall

    Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
    Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
    Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
    Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall, eh yeah


    St Pete said my halo’s around
    But it can’t open any doors
    The tangerine terror’s shut it down
    Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's wall

    Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
    Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
    Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall
    Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's wall


    Ooooh ohhh ooooohohhhhh….


    w/apologies to Mr Dylan ~S~
     
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    God is his agent you will be getting a phone call..
     
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