Have Your Mammies Grammed

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  1. Trinity

    Trinity VIP Member

    Jun 16, 2004
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    > Have Your Mammies Grammed
    > This is hysterical! Make sure you read the whole thing... This is a cute
    > way to send "the message"! There is a serious message at the end, but
    > you get to laugh on the way there. Now go out and have your mammies
    > grammed!

    > For years and years they told me,
    > Be careful of your breasts.
    > Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
    > And give them monthly tests.
    > So I heeded all their warnings,
    > And protected them by law.
    > Guarded them very carefully,
    > And I always wore my bra.
    > After 30 years of astute care,
    > My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
    > Said I should get a Mammogram
    > "OK," I said, "let's do it."
    > "Stand up here real close" she said,
    > (She got my boob in line),
    > "And tell me when it hurts," she said,
    > "Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
    > She stepped upon a pedal,
    > I could not believe my eyes!
    > A plastic plate came slamming down,
    > My hooter's in a vise!
    > My skin was stretched and mangled,
    > From underneath my chin.
    > My poor boob was being squashed,
    > To Swedish Pancake thin.
    > Excruciating pain I felt,
    > Within it's viselike grip.
    > A prisoner in this vicious thing,
    > My poor defenseless tit!
    > "Take a deep breath" she said to me,
    > Who does she think she's kidding?!?
    > My chest is mashed in her machine,
    > And woozy I am getting.
    > "There, that's good," I heard her say,
    > (The room was slowly swaying.)
    > "Now, let's have a go at the other one."
    > Have mercy, I was praying.
    > It squeezed me from both up and down,
    > It squeezed me from both sides.
    > I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
    > To HER tender little hide.
    > Next time that they make me do this,
    > I will request a blindfold.
    > I have no wish to see again,
    > My knockers getting steam rolled.
    > If I had no problem when I came in,
    > I surely have one now.
    > If there had been a cyst in there,
    > It would have gone "ker-pow!"
    > This machine was created by a man,
    > Of this, I have no doubt.
    > I'd like to stick his balls in there,
    > And see how THEY come out!
  2. UsaPride

    UsaPride Senior Member

    Mar 13, 2004
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    :teeth: Too funny!!

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