This morning on my way to work, I was nearly creamed by a clueless bimbo yakking away on her cell phone while driving. Her car drifted into my lane at highway speed and she didn't even notice until I honked at her. Then she swerved back into her own lane and over-corrected and swerved into the opposite lane. It must be a really small intellect that can't talk and drive at the same time. We must be looking at near mental retardation here. I have experienced several such incidents over the years. It is only because of my quick reflexes and being a very experienced driver that I have avoided being hit by these fuckwads. The worst one was an idiot pulling out of a gas station while talking on his phone and nearly T-boning me. He didn't even turn to look to see if any cars were coming before he pulled into traffic. I'd like to take a hammer to these kind of people and open up their skulls to see just how much air they have in there. Studies have shown that cell phone drivers are as dangerous as drunk drivers. And so I think it is time to make the punishment for cell phone driving identical to that of drunk drivers. First offense, huge fine and lose your driver's license for one year. Second offense, bigger fine and lose your driver's license for two years. Third offense, jail time and lose your license for five years. Fourth offense, one year in prison and lose your license for life. People are being killed by these assholes. Getting harsh on drunk drivers worked. It is time to get harsh on cell phone drivers.