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Uh..huh... what is your problem? Saggy..huh? You are assuming a lot, aren't you? Making an ass out of yourself. You are 48 so that's only 4 years difference.Keep you saggy 51-year-old arse in your mom jeans please!
Happy Halloween! 
Wow... you are way out of whack! What are you taking? Or is it just the residual effect from last night?Oh look! It's you and Bonzi!
Wow... you are way out of whack! What are you taking? Or is it just the residual effect from last night?Oh look! It's you and Bonzi!
..and I am just having fun looking at your Halloween avi. I may just have to walk around looking like you... Thanks for the idea.
..and I am just having fun looking at your Halloween avi. I may just have to walk around looking like you... Thanks for the idea.
Also, pathetic and desperate.
Thank heavens...I would be a very ugly bitchYou could never be as cute or as sexy as me. Give it up, loser.
Now, just why would I be an ugly stupid little desperate man?You're an ugly stupid little man.
Thank heavens...I would be a very ugly bitchYou could never be as cute or as sexy as me. Give it up, loser.
Now, just why would I be an ugly stupid little desperate man?You're an ugly stupid little man.
True be told, granny porn isn't very popular for a reason.
Now, just why are you patronizing?Aww, why so serious? I think you are taking things too seriously and being too thin skinned.
Now, just why are you patronizing?Aww, why so serious? I think you are taking things too seriously and being too thin skinned.
This is your idea of "fun," no?
I am proud of you... really, you improved a lot. However, I liked it better when you flew off the handle with unprecedented meltdowns. You are no fun anymore...maybe I just have to be more persistent in stoking the flames to melt the overly excessive fat on your jiggling ass.That's what you told me when you were harassing me, remember? I need to have thicker skin and just take it.
I am proud of you... really, you improved a lot. However, I liked it better when you flew off the handle with unprecedented meltdowns. You are no fun anymore...maybe I just have to be more persistent in stoking the flames to melt the overly excessive fat on your jiggling ass.That's what you told me when you were harassing me, remember? I need to have thicker skin and just take it.
Go tell gooey grandma about it. Lol!
Oprah Winfrey Show.
Oprah: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
Audience: clap clap clap clap.
Oprah: Anybody here seen a ghost?
Audience: Several people raised hands.
Oprah: Wow that many.
Oprah: Anybody talk to a ghost?
Audience: 2 people raised hands.
Oprah: Wow that's incredible.
Oprah: Anybody had sex with a ghost?
Audience: One white dude at the back wearing black suit with red tie raised his hand.
Oprah: That's amazing. Sir... where do you meet and have sex with ghost? Audience: In my barn. All the time mam. I negotiate negotiate. They are so stupid so stupid.
Oprah: Sir will you please come forward?
White dude: Thank you for having me mam.
Oprah: What is your name sir?
White dude: Donald Trump mam.
Oprah: So Mr. Trump can you please tell us how you manage to have sex with GHOST?
Donald Trump: (some what irritated and angry) What do you mean GHOST? I thought you said GOAT.
