Green Jobs And Spam

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    I am Van
    I am Van
    Van I am
    That Van-I-am
    That Van-I-am!

    I do not like that Van-I-am
    Do you like green jobs and spam?
    I do not like them, Van-I-am.
    I do not like green jobs and spam.

    Would you like a Hybrid Car?
    I would not like a hybrid car.
    I would not drive it near or far.
    I do not like green jobs and spam.
    I do not like them, Van-I-am

    Would you like a solar house house?
    Would you live there with a mouse?

    I would not like a solar house.
    I would not live there with a mouse.
    I would not like a hybrid car,
    I would not drive it near or far.
    I do not like green jobs and spam.
    I do not like them, Van-I-am.

    Would you recycle a box?
    Would you wear recycled socks?

    Don't want a box.
    Or fancy socks.
    A solar house
    with a pet mouse.
    I would not drive a hybrid car.
    I would not drive it near or far.
    I do not like green jobs and spam.
    I do not like them, Van-I-am.

    Would you in an suv?
    Work Here! Work There! Work for me?

    I would not , in an suv.
    I don't want to work for thee.
    You may like it.
    You will see.
    You may want to hug a tree.



    I would not, could not hug a tree.
    I would not ever work for thee.
    I would not recycle a box.
    I would not wear recycled socks
    I do not want a solar house
    I would not live there with a mouse
    I would not drive a hybrid car.
    I would not drive it near or far.
    I do not like green jobs and spam.
    I do not like them, Van-I-am.
    A train! A train!
    A train! A train!
    Could you conduct a high speed train?



    Not on a train! Not in a tree!
    Not in a car! Van! Let me be!
    I would not recycle a box.
    I could not wear recycled socks.
    I will not share space with a mouse
    Inside your stupid solar house.
    I will not drive a hybrid car.
    I will not drive it near or far.
    I will not even if I can.
    I will not do it, Van-I-am.

    Say!
    Trade the mouse
    For the White House!
    Would you, could you, be my czar?

    I would not, could not, be your czar.

    Would you, could you, in the rain?

    I would not, could not, in the rain.
    Won't be your czar, Won't run your train.
    No hybrid cars, no hugging trees.
    I do not like them, Van, you see.
    No solar house, recycled box.
    Not with a mouse, or any socks.
    I will not drive a hybrid car. I will not drive it near or far!

    You do not like green jobs and spam?

    I do not like them, Van-I-am.

    Could you, would you, for a raise?

    I would not, could not for a raise!

    Would you, could you, if it pays?

    I could not, would not, for a raise.
    I won't no matter what it pays.
    I will not work there in the rain.
    I will not run your stupid train.
    Not as a czar! No hugging trees!
    Not even for your suv's!
    I will not recycle your box.
    I will not wear recycled socks.
    I do not want a solar house.
    I will not share it with a mouse.
    I will not drive a hybrid car.
    I will not drive it near or far!
    I do not like green jobs and spam!
    I do not like them, Van-I-am.

    You do not like them.
    SO you say.
    Try them! Try them! And you may.
    Wash them down with this kool aid.

    Van!
    If you will let me be,
    I will try them. You will see.

    Say!
    I like green jobs and spam!
    I do!! I like them, Van-I-am!
    I will work there for a raise!
    Or just some more of that kool aid.
    I'll be your czar, stand in the rain.
    I'll hug a tree, I'll work for thee.
    And in the dark I'll run your train.
    I'll never drive the suv.
    This kool aid is so good, alas!
    Can I have another glass?
    I will recycle every box.
    I'll do it in recycled socks.
    I'll move into my solar house.
    And gladly share it with a mouse.
    And I will drive a hybrid car.
    I will drive it near and far!
    I do so like green jobs and spam!

    Thank you!
    Thank you, Vam-I-am
     
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