Great News For The Board Commies. Che Guerva Cologne Shall Be On The Market...in Cuba.

Theowl32

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Cuban firm creates Che Guevara cologne World news The Guardian

Cuban firm creates Che Guevara cologne
Ernesto is ‘fragrant citrus and woodsy notes’, while Hugo – for the late Chávez of Venezuela – has hints of mango and papaya

Those who spent time up close to Ernesto “Che” Guevara might balk at the idea of the Argentinian revolutionary’s personal aroma being summed up as fragrant citrus and woodsy notes. This was, after all, someone who so disliked bathing or changing his clothes that his youthful nickname wasEl Chancho, or The Pig.

But citrus and wood is the carefully selected smell for Ernesto, a new cologne designed by a Cuban company in association with French perfumers. For those with more modern revolutionary tastes there is also a fruitier scent, with hints of mango and papaya, called Hugo, after Hugo Chávez, the late Venezuelan president.

“They will be very attractive colognes, but the names also mean a lot to us,” said Isabel Gonzalez, of Labiofam, a Cuban company better known for making homeopathic medicines and dietary supplements.

Labiofam spent 18 months working with a French company, Robertet, to formulate the scents, uncorked this week at a launch event in Havana. Presented initially in plain bottles, Gonzalez said her firm planned to develop more distinctive packaging to market the colognes both in Cuba and overseas.

Guevara, who played a significant role in the revolution that overthrew Cuba’s dictator Fulgencio Batista before being executed aged 39 in Bolivia, has long had a presence far beyond far-left politics, mainly through the ubiquitous T-shirt reproductions of his handsome, bearded face.

According to those who knew him, Guevara could be a less appealing prospect at closer proximity, even by the standards of ascetic revolutionaries in tropical climates. His avoidance of showers or baths supposedly dated back to his youth, and is variously explained by a disdain for bourgeoise conventions or, more charitably, a fear of asthma attacks brought on by cold water.

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I am guessing if they want to smell like the actual Che murdering sack of shit, then perhaps they can get a nice whiff of their own open ass, combined with just natural BO and old filthy cigar smoke.

Fucking liberals.
 
Now I'd like to remind all the board's queers, before you rush down to Lord & Taylor and stock up on this new commie cologne, that Che was no friend of sodomites. He detested them in fact. Not enough to kill them mind you, but enough to make their lives miserable to the point that some wished they were dead.

He was convinced that he could "make men of them", that he could "toughen them up" and make heterosexuals of them, so in any of the territories his communist bands controlled, the local queers were rounded up and sent to the mountain jungle camps of the guerrillas, where they were given regular beatings and worked sunup till sundown in agricultural plots on a minimal calorie sustenance. If that didn't "toughen them up", if that didn't make straights of Dr. Guevara's patients, it'd probably kill them otherwise.
 
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