Grandfathers wisdom

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    Subject :Grandfather’s Wisdom




    This should once again confirm that the most important information in
    your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet, but
    from a mentor, and on a very personal level.

    My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a
    time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives.
    The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends
    with him, and the advice he used to give!

    Much of it was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were
    alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems
    were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the
    crown of grandfatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye
    and said......

    "Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your pecker look smaller."

    Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
     

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