So very, very sad......

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    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
    >infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He
    >was 71.
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    >Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two
    >children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in
    >the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father,
    >Pop Tart.
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    >Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
    >Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
    >respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack,
    >The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
    >Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled
    >high with flours.


    >Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly
    >described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he
    >was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business,
    >but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
    >not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of
    >his dough on half-baked schemes.


    >Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a
    >crusty old man, was considered a roll model for
    >millions.


    >The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
     
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    OMG!!! Is this Walter that is back on the board?????????? :bye1:
     
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    Yes, tis meself m'lady. How has your pretty self been. :thewave:
     
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    I have been good Walter, you???? thought you didn't love us anymore!! HAHA
     
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    Nope, just been really busy at work; we just opened up a newly constructed area for the ER, also been busy trying to get a job in Iraq. :firing:
     
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    YOU SERIOUS?????? I guess good luck!
     

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