grandad told me

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    "When I were a boy, Momma would sent me down to t'corner store wi' a
    dollar, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o'
    bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf
    a dozen eggs. Ya' can't do that now. Too many fuckin' security cameras.
     

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