Governor DeSantis lifts all COVID restrictions to focus attention on voting restrictions!

[DrLove]

TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—Governor Ron DeSantis announced that Florida will lift its coronavirus restrictions in order to focus all its attention on voting restrictions.

“While the danger posed by the virus has largely dissipated, voting remains as dangerous as ever,” DeSantis said.

The Governor indicated that he was “taking a hard look” at indoor voting, which he said was responsible for “many bad outcomes,” and noted that outdoor voting, involving people placing ballots in mailboxes, could also be curbed.

“Until the danger has passed, we may have to ban voting by groups of five or more people,” he said, adding that it would “depend on who the people were.”

DeSantis said that the measures to restrict voting should be passed into law as soon as possible. He warned, “We must stop the spread of democracy!”

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

All good satire contains elements of the truth.

 

[DrLove]

All good satire contains elements of the truth.

Yup, actually sounds like something Ronnie might say if he wasn’t thinking (which is most of the time ;-)

 

[theHawk]

TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—Governor Ron DeSantis announced that Florida will lift its coronavirus restrictions in order to focus all its attention on voting restrictions.

“While the danger posed by the virus has largely dissipated, voting remains as dangerous as ever,” DeSantis said.

The Governor indicated that he was “taking a hard look” at indoor voting, which he said was responsible for “many bad outcomes,” and noted that outdoor voting, involving people placing ballots in mailboxes, could also be curbed.

“Until the danger has passed, we may have to ban voting by groups of five or more people,” he said, adding that it would “depend on who the people were.”

DeSantis said that the measures to restrict voting should be passed into law as soon as possible. He warned, “We must stop the spread of democracy!”

 

[Roudy]

Where will Democrats now go to commit election fraud?

 

[DGS49]

Seriously, do Progs realize that the current wave of "voter suppression" is nothing more than trying to move voting rules back to where they were in 2012? Basically, voting requires that you (a) register, (b) get a free government-issued photo ID, and (c) go to the fucking polls and vote. Or if you are qualified for an Absentee Ballot, jump through the hoops that are required to do that.

Nothing more.

They - the Republican legislatures - are just trying to roll back the bullshit phenomenon of millions of un-secure "mail-in" ballots that marred the 2020 election.

Same as before. No big deal.