GOP_Jeff has inspired me...

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    let's start a haiku-a-thon. I'll start:

    Shock and awe. Uh-oh.
    What is that sound up above?
    Osama, run! NOW!
     
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    Would be number 1 except
    for the liberals!

    (just kidding)
     
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    Now a haiku thread
    The Board has reached rock bottom
    Someone post some boobs

    :funnyface

    Just kidding, clumzgirl, I think this is a pretty good idea, and if I could actually write good haikus, I'd like it even more!
     
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    Boobies, titties, breasts,
    Racks, melons, hooters, jugs, busts-
    Excellent idea! :boobies:
     
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    Oh, gop_Jeff, I think you surpassed your syllable limit in the last line!

    As for Dan,

    Just 'cause you can't write,
    Don't take it out on me, dude.
    My boobs are off limits!

    ;)
     
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    A lone cow grazes a field,
    she disappears to somewhere.
    Beef, its whats for dinner.
     
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    Oh how awesome I am...
    DK will never ever be that cool
    Trying, failing...that's his life



    :clap: :mm: :dev1: :slap:
    :rotflmao:
     
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    Sandy's photographs

    Terrify and get some laughs

    I've seen cuter calfs!
     
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    Foot surgery sucks.
    Crutches cause bruises, but
    Liberals more lame.

    :mm:

    Swiftboat vet ads rock!
    Dems want to censor the truth.
    A.C.L.U? Nope.


    Wow, too much free time.
    Pain pills make me write haikus.
    Must get a life...now!
     
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    I have a teenage daughter :bang3:
    A psycho mental ward offers less drama
    Someone help me please....now :eek:


    (yes it IS a haiku - 5-7-5) :eek:
     

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