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Is Global Warming to Blame for the Killer Earthquake in the Philippines? – Greener Ideal
You heard it hear first! Global warming is causing earthquakes seen in places like Japan and South America, for which only the GOP is to blame.
It works like this.
1. GOP ignores/denies global warming.
2. GOP drives SUV's, flies on planes, toots in the wind without even trying to hold it.
3. Ice melts in the artic from GOP emissions while Dims ride bikes, walks, and live in caves or on the streets rather than using carbon heating materials.
4. Weight shift in the oceans cause earthquakes.
Our only hope is Hillary. Only she, and she alone, can stop earthquakes by raising taxes on carbon emissions.
It works like this.
1. DIms raise taxes on carbon emissions.
2. People have less money to afford gas for their cars and natural gas to heat their homes.
3. People have less money to have children, all of whom are part of the GOP conspiracy to destroy the planet via carbon emissions.
4. People have less money to buy food that makes them toot.
5. GOP opposes abortion and gay marriage, both of which are needed to be promoted to prevent people from having carbon emitting parasites.
6. Once taxes go up, the planet then cools down, the seas quiet down, the lion lies down to rest with the lamb once again. Terrorists lay down the arms. All is well.
In short, all the worlds problems can be solved through taxation. Shrug, KN was right.
So the choice is yours really. Vote for Hillary or vote for planet chaos and the GOP.
You heard it hear first! Global warming is causing earthquakes seen in places like Japan and South America, for which only the GOP is to blame.
It works like this.
1. GOP ignores/denies global warming.
2. GOP drives SUV's, flies on planes, toots in the wind without even trying to hold it.
3. Ice melts in the artic from GOP emissions while Dims ride bikes, walks, and live in caves or on the streets rather than using carbon heating materials.
4. Weight shift in the oceans cause earthquakes.
Our only hope is Hillary. Only she, and she alone, can stop earthquakes by raising taxes on carbon emissions.
It works like this.
1. DIms raise taxes on carbon emissions.
2. People have less money to afford gas for their cars and natural gas to heat their homes.
3. People have less money to have children, all of whom are part of the GOP conspiracy to destroy the planet via carbon emissions.
4. People have less money to buy food that makes them toot.
5. GOP opposes abortion and gay marriage, both of which are needed to be promoted to prevent people from having carbon emitting parasites.
6. Once taxes go up, the planet then cools down, the seas quiet down, the lion lies down to rest with the lamb once again. Terrorists lay down the arms. All is well.
In short, all the worlds problems can be solved through taxation. Shrug, KN was right.
So the choice is yours really. Vote for Hillary or vote for planet chaos and the GOP.
