God runs over motocyclist

[Luddly Neddite]

While driving along the roads of Fort Wayne, Indiana, a car suddenly and inexplicably swerved directly into Oliveri. Police say the car not only ran over his bike, but also over Oliveri, leaving him badly injured on the road. The car kept on driving.

Speaking with WANE, Oliveri said he thought he was dead.

“I remember it happened and I didn’t quite know what was going on for a split second. As I grabbed the handle bars as the bike was losing control and I looked back around my left shoulder, all I see is her tire and the left bumper getting ready to run my face over. Literally I was inches from that bumper and I just said to myself today is the day I die. I just shut my eyes and said if this is the way that God wants to do it then I guess that this is the way we’re going to do it,” Oliveri said.

His injuries were severe, but just being alive was enough.

“She rolled over the bike and she rolled over me and everything and I just figured that was it. Then, when I felt the pain of my bike of sliding on the back of the road. I was like, wait, I feel pain, that means I’m still alive. I look up and look down at my feet and think well my legs are still connected. When I felt the pain as funny as it is, at that point in time, I was happy because not ten seconds earlier I thought I was dead. At that point I was just ecstatic to be alive to be honest with you,” Oliveri said.

The car ran over his midsection breaking all of his ribs on his left side, damaging his spleen, bruising his kidney and leaving him with road rash that covered much of his back and extremities. It’s amazing that he lived.

Oliveri and his fiance attribute his survival to divine intervention. Ironically, it’s that very excuse which the driver would later use as her defense.

Police caught up with the woman who hit Oliveri several blocks down the road. According to the police report, the woman – identified as 25-year-old Prionda C. Hill – told them that “she was driving and out of no where God told her that he would take it from here and she let go of the wheel and let him take it.”

“God did it” is tough to prove in court, so the woman now faces several charges including leaving the scene of a crime and criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon. She is currently out on bail.

Ya just can't make this shit up.

 

[Two Thumbs]

seems you can

 

[aaronleland]

Further proof that God hates people from Indiana.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

But, its not without precedent ...

Tenn. woman claims God made her drive into church, stab husband on altar for ?worshipping NASCAR?: police* - NY Daily News

A crazed Tennessee woman crashed her car into a church, lay on the altar and then stabbed her husband in the chest because the devil told her the man was worshipping a NASCAR race, police say in a bizarre case of attempted murder.

...

"She stated God had told her that smoking marijuana all day and all night was not good for her, and that she only needed to smoke it at night to help her relax," Police Chief Mark Johnson told the newspaper. "Mrs. Hamman further stated that she felt her husband Steven was worshiping the NASCAR race at Bristol (Tenn.), which made her mad, and she began having thoughts that the devil put in her head."

...

"I smoke a bunch of weed. I love to smoke it,” she told cops. “Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't. Isn't God good? He told me that this would happen, and just look, I am okay."

She just needs some Fritos and Pepsi.

Read the article - its funny as hell.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

seems you can

Post PROOF that I made this up.

Further proof that God hates people from Indiana.

And Tennessee and nascar and weed and stuff -

 

[Peach]

But, its not without precedent ...

Tenn. woman claims God made her drive into church, stab husband on altar for ?worshipping NASCAR?: police* - NY Daily News

A crazed Tennessee woman crashed her car into a church, lay on the altar and then stabbed her husband in the chest because the devil told her the man was worshipping a NASCAR race, police say in a bizarre case of attempted murder.

...

"She stated God had told her that smoking marijuana all day and all night was not good for her, and that she only needed to smoke it at night to help her relax," Police Chief Mark Johnson told the newspaper. "Mrs. Hamman further stated that she felt her husband Steven was worshiping the NASCAR race at Bristol (Tenn.), which made her mad, and she began having thoughts that the devil put in her head."

...

"I smoke a bunch of weed. I love to smoke it,” she told cops. “Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don't. Isn't God good? He told me that this would happen, and just look, I am okay."

She just needs some Fritos and Pepsi.

Read the article - its funny as hell.

No, it isn't.

 

[aaronleland]

And Tennessee and nascar and weed and stuff -

If God doesn't hate NASCAR I'd have to question his godliness.

 

[Two Thumbs]

seems you can

Post PROOF that I made this up.

Further proof that God hates people from Indiana.

And Tennessee and nascar and weed and stuff -

Awesome, you're so ignant it's awesome.

I wasn't talking about you lugnut, I was talking about the driver that made it up

 

[UllysesS.Archer]

And Tennessee and nascar and weed and stuff -

If God doesn't hate NASCAR I'd have to question his godliness.

I can't speak for God, but I love Nascar!

Only sport that still prays before the National Anthem, a sport where no-one will interrupt that prayer, because all us race-lovin, God-fearin, rednecks, have a concealed carry permit... Ya'll come on to Bristol next month, 150,000 of my friends will be there, from every state in the union...

 

[Quantum Windbag]

While driving along the roads of Fort Wayne, Indiana, a car suddenly and inexplicably swerved directly into Oliveri. Police say the car not only ran over his bike, but also over Oliveri, leaving him badly injured on the road. The car kept on driving.

Speaking with WANE, Oliveri said he thought he was dead.

“I remember it happened and I didn’t quite know what was going on for a split second. As I grabbed the handle bars as the bike was losing control and I looked back around my left shoulder, all I see is her tire and the left bumper getting ready to run my face over. Literally I was inches from that bumper and I just said to myself today is the day I die. I just shut my eyes and said if this is the way that God wants to do it then I guess that this is the way we’re going to do it,” Oliveri said.

His injuries were severe, but just being alive was enough.

“She rolled over the bike and she rolled over me and everything and I just figured that was it. Then, when I felt the pain of my bike of sliding on the back of the road. I was like, wait, I feel pain, that means I’m still alive. I look up and look down at my feet and think well my legs are still connected. When I felt the pain as funny as it is, at that point in time, I was happy because not ten seconds earlier I thought I was dead. At that point I was just ecstatic to be alive to be honest with you,” Oliveri said.

The car ran over his midsection breaking all of his ribs on his left side, damaging his spleen, bruising his kidney and leaving him with road rash that covered much of his back and extremities. It’s amazing that he lived.

Oliveri and his fiance attribute his survival to divine intervention. Ironically, it’s that very excuse which the driver would later use as her defense.

Police caught up with the woman who hit Oliveri several blocks down the road. According to the police report, the woman – identified as 25-year-old Prionda C. Hill – told them that “she was driving and out of no where God told her that he would take it from here and she let go of the wheel and let him take it.”

“God did it” is tough to prove in court, so the woman now faces several charges including leaving the scene of a crime and criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon. She is currently out on bail.

Ya just can't make this shit up.

Unless you have a link I will insist that you actually did.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

seems you can

Post PROOF that I made this up.

Further proof that God hates people from Indiana.

And Tennessee and nascar and weed and stuff -

No link, thus fake.

 

[percysunshine]

“She rolled over the bike and she rolled over me and everything and I just figured that was it. "


God is a woman with a beard? Where did you find this?

.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

What is it that makes them think that God is the one who told them to do all of this stuff? Why would God tell them to do such things?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[R.C. Christian]

seems you can

Post PROOF that I made this up.

Further proof that God hates people from Indiana.

And Tennessee and nascar and weed and stuff -

You are one of the most wretched people I've ever discovered on the internet. God had nothing to do with this because people are stupid and they have free will. They're free to do stupid shit like wage wars and genocide.

You, on the other hand, need to write a welfare check and place yourself into a mental institution so that they can determine what your malfunction is. Crack would be my best guess, biiatch.