go ahead and thank me now...my EZ plan to solve immigration problem!

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    1-require gps tracking for all wanna-be-immigrants (once they become legal citizens they can have gps tracking removed).

    2-end the idiotic moronic war on human nature aka the war on drugs

    3-annex Mexico and make it the 51st state....their govt. is already at war with us in case u have been asleep for the past decade or so so we might as well declare war on them take over their country then they have to pay taxes, they get better roads/schools, and we get access to their oil (3rd largest in the world). This would reduce the length of our southern border by about 90% making it much easier to 'secure the border'
     
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    My solution is simpler

    Any business or individual found to be employing undocumented workers will be put out of business, banned from owning a business, and thrown in jail

    When the jobs dry up, so will the supply of undocumented workers.
     
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    well your solution is the equivalent of being in Nazi Germany during WWII and to solve the Nazi problem you would choose to kill all the jews at once bc if all the jews dry up so will the supply of jew killing nazis i.e. DUM IDEA :cuckoo:
     
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    No, it's not, Ben.

    Now the above is a Hitlerian solution

    If any NAZI like solution was advanced, it came directly from your pen.

    And this?

    Kind of authoritarian, isn't it?

    OTOH this...

    works for me for two reasons.

    1. Its do-able

    2. It would have an immediate negative effect on the revenues of the some of the most violent criminals on earth.
     
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    Well 1. & 3. suit the 2nd one rather well since it's all a pipe dream! Who the hell would pay for those GPS trackers that I'd assume the illegals would just remove when no ones looking and as for the annexing of Mexico, you forget most illegals up here don't want to be assimilated they just want the benefits of the American "dream" we would just end up in another war...
     
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    Yep that would all be about as practical as calling superman to fix it all for us.
     
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    The whole immigration debate is about America wanting to get rid of a few million Mexicans and the best way to do it is to add 100 million more.

    Ben, you lost your marbles long ago.
     
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    pure BS
    it is about requiring those who are here ILLEGALLY to either become LEGAL (so they can pay their fair share of taxes) by agreeing to wear a GPS to avoid deportation while working towards becoming legal OR being deported bc you are here ILLEGALLY! There is absolutely nothing wrong with LEGAL immigration of Mexicans and to suggest otherwise is racist! :tongue:
     
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    close the damn border! Problem solved!
     
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    well we could easily create a 'virtual fence' consisting of videocameras with motion detectors and then most importantly PAIN RAY GUNS guided by the motion detectors/video cameras. Put em close enough so the entire border is impermeable but then we would actually have a 'secure border' and The Duopoly does NOT want a 'secure border'.
     

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