Liability
Locked Account.
"They said if I pretended to be stranded and 'look desperate' they was a baby seal in it for me. Am I proud of my part in the AGW hoax? No. What can I say, I have a weakness for baby seals"
My dog will sometimes try to hump a leg or even a towel. Fucking weird dog.
But I bet my doggie wouldn't try to hump a lump of ice like that porno bear.