You and I both know how much fun a roll of duct tape can be.
I don't know how society got by before duct tape was invented. I pronounce it duck tape of course and have at least two rolls at home and one in the truck. I've even used it as a bandage.
I was talking about something to do with it when you're bored. Like getting with a shipmate and taping another hapless shipmate up.
That too.