Megatron
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- Jan 31, 2011
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Well, its all over for us now. If only Regan was still around to save us all and maybe shovel my drive way. I bet if the poles weren't about to shift this wouldn't be happening. Or maybe the same people at the CIA that planned 9/11 are behind all this snow. Maybe the Mayan calendar has something to do with it and if thats the case its truly Armageddon because its going to be at least a day or two before the sidewalks are cleaned and I can walk to the bar again. Or maybe all this snow is Bill Clintons fault because he had the reports about the snows plans to attack America but only shot a cruise missile at a cloud a few years ago to no effect. Maybe this snow is GW Bushs fault; he ignored the intelligence reports about the snow and instead attacked a harmless rain shower. Who knows about this snow and why its attacking me, but I think I know who is to blame, its the tea party. The snow hates tea and parties.