Get 'em off!

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    A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

    She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching,
    so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
    Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
    She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
    decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around
    the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in
    long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the
    two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
    Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good
    job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.
    " The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.
    He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found
    the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
    waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse
    and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
    "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
    "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
    neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt."
    He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
    "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
    told and dropped it to the floor.
    Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear them into town again,
    you're fired!"
     
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    oops....
     
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    No sweat. They say great minds think alike! :cool:
     
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    i read all you posts just look at your avatar.....
     
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    I think you're just looking at the avatar! :tongue:
     
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    He also reads the stories in Playboy. True story. :tongue:
     
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    what....
     
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    no shit .... there are stories in playboy....
     

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