Yeah, I have heard those are a little uncomfortable, as the doc likes to say. Any time a doc tells you something is going to be a "little uncomfortable," be prepared to start screaming.
I called my Doc a LOT of colorful names
"Guess there was more scar tissue in there than I thought"
Here is a list of (allegedly) actual comments made by colonoscopy patients to their doctors:
1."Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2."Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3."Can you hear me NOW?"
4."Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5."You know in Arkansas we're now legally married."
6."Any sign of the trapped miners yet, Doc?"
7."You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8."Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9."If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10."Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11."You used to be an executive at Enron didn't you?"
12."God, Now I know why I am not gay."
13."Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there." (our favorite)
My favorite is No. 6: ."Any sign of the trapped miners yet, Doc?"
Well, 9 hours to go until the MRI. But I'm not nervous . . . .
When I had a cystoscopy...that's where they send a camera crew up your dick... I think I said something like, "fuuuuuuuuuuuck meeeee!". Or maybe I screamed it.