Geography Lesson

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    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a mysterious
    past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


    GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.

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    Neser Boha upgrade your gray matter

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    That was funny ... :D
     

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