Liberal orchardists in The People's Republic of Oregon have their panties all in a wad over falling food prices!
The price of Granny Smith and Golden Delicious apples have plunged to all-time lows in the last week.
Ever since the day their brethren and sistern started shitting little green apples over the way Donald Trump has captured the spotlight with his brutal truth about what America has become. They try to mask their upset as being over what he's saying but, deep down, we all know it's because there's no need to buy those apples since little green applies are infinitely more common on the streets than were horse apples in 1900!
The price of Granny Smith and Golden Delicious apples have plunged to all-time lows in the last week.
Ever since the day their brethren and sistern started shitting little green apples over the way Donald Trump has captured the spotlight with his brutal truth about what America has become. They try to mask their upset as being over what he's saying but, deep down, we all know it's because there's no need to buy those apples since little green applies are infinitely more common on the streets than were horse apples in 1900!
