Friday morning funny

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    A man went into a local tavern and took a seat
    at the bar next to a woman patron.

    He turned to her and said, "This is a special
    day, I'm celebrating."

    "What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm
    celebrating, too." She clinked glasses with
    him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"

    "I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years
    all my hens were infertile, but today they're
    finally fertile."

    "What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband
    and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my
    gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your
    chickens become fertile?" she asked.

    "I switched cocks," he replied.

    "What a coincidence," she said.
     
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