Florida Outlaws Sex

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    The Florida Senate has outlawed sex, which given the demographics of the state, just may be a moot point.

    Question: If your elected officials fail basic taxonomy, promote anti-science curriculum, and consistently attempt to undermine the fundamental unpinning of all biology, what happens when they start trying to legislate from this flawed view of reality?

    The answer is this poorly-worded miasma of a law recently passed in Florida, which presumably was designed to prevent bestiality and promote animal welfare, but which has actually made it illegal, effective October 1, 2011, for anyone to have sex in Florida.

    " An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date."


    Florida Senate fails basic biology, accidentally outlaws sex. « Southern Fried Science


    Humans are animals
    Having sex with animals is illegal
    Ergo, having sex with humans is illegal

    Now That's Logic...and no doubt written by Lawyers.
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IVyM1nTxS4] :lol:[/ame]
     
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    Ergo, Jimminy Cricket is smarter than a Florida State Senator.
     
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    I think they worded it badly. I believe they mean humans having sex with animals.

    Its still very funny though!
     
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    It's just lawyers being all logical and stuff.

    ;)
     
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    Why is this big news?


    ..............................My wife did that 6 years, 7 months, 13 days, 4 hours, 23 minutes, and....


    ..............................................17 seconds ago.



    .............................................................But who's counting.




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    That bill doesn't somewhere clarify that for the purpose of the bill, 'Animal' refers to non-human animals?

    I'm gonna hafta sniff this one out. But if not............:lmao:
     
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    If sex is outlawed, only outlaws will have sex.
     
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    On the other hand, Obama and his drones think not buying an insurance policy
    constitutes "interstate commerce."

     
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