finally some government teat for me!!!

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    Why would you want to freeze your chest?
     
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    LOL, I feel the same way. May as well belly up to the teet and latch on. I'm sick of funding it all.
     
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    its nothing compared to the 4500 people were given for being stupid enough to buy low gas mileage vehicles....so i will be looking for a good buy on a water heater and freezer
     
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    I want William Jefferson's freezer
     
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    You realize that the government teat is saggy and the nipple is inverted.
     
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    Just the though of free anything from the government has me sitting here stimulating myself! I used to care, but I don't care who pays for it anymore. I just want to suckle on that government teat like everybody else does until our country goes under... I'm afraid the liberal Democraps were right. Please, Uncle Sam, give me something today. Anything.
     
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    We recently bought a home, so next April I'll take my $8,000 tax credit and spend it on a central air unit and refrigerator. I feel kinda sleazy like I'm being bought off.
     
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    That "tax credit" is a tax deferment, not an actual credit. You might want to read the fine print.
     

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