Ekky....I can't tell you how I yearn for your respect.
Dang...it keeps me awake at night.
Anyhow, I could still beat you like a rented mule.
There is no possibility, that you could beat me.
Even with some meters of bonus I would grant you, I would be at the top faster than you unless you wear a skirt.
Don't take it personal and keep up with sports activity.