Feral Murderer who Beat the Rap Flees Country

[TheOldSchool]

2 years ago Ethan Couch, a rich white teenager, murdered 4 people and seriously injured 4 others after getting blasted at a party and driving his truck off the road, crashing into a group of people. His blood alcohol level was 3 times the legal limit.

His punishment for the murders and assaults? Probation. Zero jail time. Because he was just a poor, confused kid without a bad bone is his body. He could have been Donald Trump's son.

Anyways, fast forward to the present, and the young, innocent Mr. Couch has violated probation and fled the country. The punishment was just too harsh. Give the poor guy a break.

If only he'd been caught jaywalking.

Manhunt Underway For 'Affluenza' Teen

 

[Dot Com]

I wonder if Steve_McGarrett ShootSpeeders know of this simian kid's malfeasance?

 

[MisterBeale]

You guys watch too much TV. Isn't there more important things going on in the world?

I hope this distraction is good for you. . .

I know I'm sufficiently enraged. I wouldn't have even heard about it but for this forum.

 

[mdk]

You guys watch too much TV. Isn't there more important things going on in the world?

I hope this distraction is good for you. . .

I know I'm sufficiently enraged. I wouldn't have even heard about it but for this forum.

Exactly. Did you hear Burger King is turning Halal!?

 

[TheOldSchool]

I wonder if Steve_McGarrett ShootSpeeders know of this simian kid's malfeasance?

No doubt they support him.