FBI Arrests Guy Responsible for Keeping San Francisco Streets Poop Free

[Weatherman2020]

Let the puns flood in! Keep it pithy!


“Mohammed Nuru, San Francisco’s Public Works Director (you know, the guy whose job it is to keep the streets free of poop), was arrested by the FBI this morning on suspicion of public corruption.”

BREAKING: The FBI arrested the guy responsible for keeping poop off of San Francisco's streets

 

[JGalt]

Looks like he's in deep doo-doo.

 

[HaShev]

What was he doing, a backdoor deal selling it as fertilizer and keeping the proceeds?