Fashion sense

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    A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

    This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

    The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

    "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

    His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

    "Ever since my wife found it in my truck."
     
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    :laugh: That'll do it...
    Never say never... :D
     
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    ...and a smart wife knows a lie when she hears one, and he'd be wearing that earring in more places than just an ear. :D :funnyface
     
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    No mention was made of any further results of the finding of an earring in the guys truck. You may assume that more severe repercutions were sufferred by the man in question. There is no documented evidence one way or the other.
     
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    Never found the body either, huh...
     
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    Apparently not.
     

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