Farmers Almanac predicts "Teeth chattering winter"!!!

[skookerasbil]

Maine's Farmers' Almanac predicts 'teeth-chattering' winter, lots of snow

Great....after 4 hideous winters in a row hare in New York, can look forward to another 6 or 7 months of using the nut sack warmers JC! Its gonna be awesome. Looks like by December, folks in the northeast going to be begging for global warming s0ns!

Oh....ps....top story on DRUDGE right now!

 

[skookerasbil]

Dang.....while the climate crusaders are always quick to dismiss the Farmers Almanac as gobblygook, these people are accurate as shit....

Check out how spot on they were last winter >> Winter 2017-2018: How Did We do? - Farmers' Almanac

@www.whosnotwinning?.com

 

[konradv]

Maine? Small globe!

 

[skookerasbil]

And another winter where the country will see people shoveling feet of snow and say, "Hope these folks are realizing we need action on global warming NOW!!"

 

[strollingbones]

you do realize the impact of global warming is changes in regional climates...ie suddenly hawii has hurricanes...the earlier and longer fire season in ca and for some more brutal winters....

 

[caddo kid]

long term prog for climate change is a new mini ice age

 

[konradv]

Oldest sea ice in the arctic starts to melt

 

[skookerasbil]

you do realize the impact of global warming is changes in regional climates...ie suddenly hawii has hurricanes...the earlier and longer fire season in ca and for some more brutal winters....

Lol.....but the public thinks that is a bunch of hooey! They've watched 20 years of predictions from the religion fall like stones in water!

The public also laughs when k00ks say hurricanes are a new phenomenon in Hawaii.

 

[mamooth]

The Farmers' Almanac record with its predictions is no better than a coin flip.

Thus, Skook regards it as good science. But then, in comparison to other denier predictions, a coin flip is astoundingly accurate.

 

[skookerasbil]

The Farmers' Almanac record with its predictions is no better than a coin flip.

Thus, Skook regards it as good science. But then, in comparison to other denier predictions, a coin flip is astoundingly accurate.

Just like a computer model s0n!

Oh....and please show us where the public is caring about the science?

Ahhhhhh but 30 million people saw it on top of the page on DRUDGE today....."teeth chattering cold"!! Folks remember that shit when they are standing on a train platform in mid-January with their nut sacks turning blue and about to fall off. They'll be saying, "Fuck those k00k scientists!!!!!". "I cant feel my fucking balls!"

Climate crusaders think ball busting cold makes people want to charge home to see if the temp has increased 0.06 degrees after the Royal Society publishes its numbers!

 

[Billy_Bob]

Dang.....while the climate crusaders are always quick to dismiss the Farmers Almanac as gobblygook, these people are accurate as shit....

Check out how spot on they were last winter >> Winter 2017-2018: How Did We do? - Farmers' Almanac

@www.whosnotwinning?.com

They use historical evidence and observable predictors... And they have an astounding global 80% accurate rate..

 

[skookerasbil]

Dang.....while the climate crusaders are always quick to dismiss the Farmers Almanac as gobblygook, these people are accurate as shit....

Check out how spot on they were last winter >> Winter 2017-2018: How Did We do? - Farmers' Almanac

@www.whosnotwinning?.com

They use historical evidence and observable predictors... And they have an astounding global 80% accurate rate..

Holy crap....didnt know that dude!. Climate Crusader bozo's pwn'd again!

 

[ABikerSailor]

Well, while they are predicting colder winters for some places, the heat index in Phoenix AZ has steadily been rising over the years, and they are expecting their summers to keep getting hotter.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/new...t-phoenix-getting-hotter-so-danger/694283001/

As bad as that sounds, the years ahead look bleaker unless Arizonans find ways to adapt their urban environment to a warming world and make the vulnerable safer.

“There’s going to be more extreme heat waves — and there already are extreme heat waves,” said Daniel Swain, a University of California, Los Angeles, climate scientist.

Unlike the intensity of any given hurricane or wildfire, he said, there’s no debating the nuances of climate change’s effect on the thermometer. Hotter is hotter.

Slight changes in yearly average temperatures, like the 2 degrees that the broader Southwest already has experienced, can lead to killer temperature spikes in the hot months.

“If 115 is the new norm,” Swain said, “what’s the hottest day (like)?”

Arizona climate researchers expect Phoenix's all-time high of 122 degrees to look more like the typical yearly high later this century, and they say the city could see a new record over 130 degrees to rival Death Valley's world mark.

Already, the city's hot season — when temperatures exceed 100 degrees — starts an average of almost three weeks earlier than it did 100 years ago and lasts two to three weeks longer in the fall.

 

[skookerasbil]

Well, while they are predicting colder winters for some places, the heat index in Phoenix AZ has steadily been rising over the years, and they are expecting their summers to keep getting hotter.

Phoenix weather: Heat is rising, and so is the danger

As bad as that sounds, the years ahead look bleaker unless Arizonans find ways to adapt their urban environment to a warming world and make the vulnerable safer.

“There’s going to be more extreme heat waves — and there already are extreme heat waves,” said Daniel Swain, a University of California, Los Angeles, climate scientist.

Unlike the intensity of any given hurricane or wildfire, he said, there’s no debating the nuances of climate change’s effect on the thermometer. Hotter is hotter.

Slight changes in yearly average temperatures, like the 2 degrees that the broader Southwest already has experienced, can lead to killer temperature spikes in the hot months.

“If 115 is the new norm,” Swain said, “what’s the hottest day (like)?”

Arizona climate researchers expect Phoenix's all-time high of 122 degrees to look more like the typical yearly high later this century, and they say the city could see a new record over 130 degrees to rival Death Valley's world mark.

Already, the city's hot season — when temperatures exceed 100 degrees — starts an average of almost three weeks earlier than it did 100 years ago and lasts two to three weeks longer in the fall.

Meh..... of course they are predicting colder in some places. That's the new add-on to the established narrative.

Summer never even arrived in the northeast this year. Ghey.

And up north in Canada, they already are seeing temps waaaaaaaay below average.....straight from Polar Bear!

 

[miketx]

you do realize the impact of global warming is changes in regional climates...ie suddenly hawii has hurricanes...the earlier and longer fire season in ca and for some more brutal winters....

Suddenly? lol.

List of Hawaii hurricanes - Wikipedia

Just a few....

 

[mamooth]

They use historical evidence and observable predictors... And they have an astounding global 80% accurate rate..

No, they _claim_ 80% accuracy. Non-morons understand the difference between a claim and reality.

I hope none of the deniers have the Home Shopping Network available at home. They'd believe every claim, buy every item, and quickly go bankrupt. Their lack of a functioning BS detector makes them easy targets for any scammer.

Farmer's Almanacs: Right as Rain or 3 Dollar Bills? : Discovery News
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In 2003, Bond compared "Old Farmer's Almanac" forecasts to actual weather events in the Pacific Northwest, the results are summarized in the Washington's State Climatologist's newsletter.

The forecasts are sometimes correct. In terms of getting the sense of the weather anomalies right, for example whether it will be colder or warmer than normal, the OFA is correct about 50 percent of the time," said Bond.

"Of course this is no better than flipping a coin," he added.

Jan Null of Golden Gate Weather Services has compared "Old Farmer's Almanac" forecasts to actual weather conditions across the United States for much of the 2000's. His results corroborate those of Bond.

Back in 1981 another study, published in Weatherwise , looked at 60 monthly temperature and precipitation forecasts for 32 weather stations across the U.S. and compared them to "Old Farmer's Almanac" forecasts. Once again, the accuracy of the "Old Farmer's Almanac" was found to be no better than flipping a coin.
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So, what else do you deniers have for us? How are the wooly bear caterpillars? What does the groundhog say? Is your rheumatism acting up? Let us in on all your amazing climate prediction techniques.

 

[mamooth]

long term prog for climate change is a new mini ice age

The Farmers Almanac predicted just that in 2008.

Old Farmer's Almanac predicts global cooling

That was followed by a string of record breaking warming that still continues.

Since the FA was totally wrong, that gave them much more credibility in the eyes of the denier cult. They only trust those like themselves, meaning those who fail completely every time.

 

[toobfreak]

Oldest sea ice in the arctic starts to melt

Let's save it, process it into cubes and sell it for our drinks!

 

[skookerasbil]

Analysis: How well have climate models projected global warming? | Carbon Brief

Lol.....BahBah Booey!!

And the climate crusaders are always talking about "the science"

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

you do realize

I'll stop you there.

No, no he doesnt. He doesn't understand fact one about climate science, and he is very proud of it. I mean, if someone were to pull out the Farmers' almanac (heh heh) and claim its prediction of a cold winter over 2% of the earth's surface somehow debunks accepted climate theories ,that person would be laughed out of the room, in any educated company.

That's why he hides here, in this swamp for morons.